The Crystal Cat Tower💎

Excalibur ♡ Goblet ♡ W.20 P.39 ♡ N.Subdivision

Menu

Ask about our special!
A combination platter of a drink and a meal or dessert for a 1K discount.

Unsure what to get?
Ask our staff for their favorite!

☕Drinks — 5K

Espresso con Panna
a shot of espresso with a healthy dollop of whipped cream on top. Actually, probably more than what is healthy, really.
Triple Cream Coffee⭐
A warm coffee with milk. Or rather, a warm milk with a little bit of coffee.
Chamomile Tea
The signature soothing floral blend sure to help take the edge off after a long day. Careful not to share too much with the staff or they may fall asleep. Again.
Ishgardian Tea
The traditional Ishgardian faire, made with fresh Coerthan tea leaves. Served with extra honey for those who like it sweet.
Milk
Literally just milk. What kind? Quit asking questions.
Juice
Our juice changes daily, making this menu item the option for the adventurous. But if you'd like something specific, we can see what we have in stock for you!

🥪Food — 8K

Finger Sandwiches⭐
Tiny bits of bread and fillings with the crust cut off. Made special, just for you.
Tuna Mi'qabobs
Made with fresh cuts of tuna. none of that canned stuff... No offense to the catboys that like wet food.
Cheese Souffle
Like, airy and fresh from the oven. Can be either savory or sweet, depending on the chef of the day.
Marmot Steak
We're not sure what a marmot is exactly, but our catboys keep bringing them back as gifts to cook. Enjoy.
Steamed Catfish
Flaky, melt in your mouth filets served with steamed leeks and ginger.
Smoked Raptor
They brought back a whole raptor this time. We're just as confused as you are, but we're cooking it anyways.

🍰Dessert — 3K

Pastry Fish
A light and delicate pastry with a warm chocolate filling. Decidedly not fish flavored, even if the cats beg us.
Cookie Plate ⭐
Light, crunchy, and perfect for dipping in your tea, coffee and milk.
Cheesecake
The classic sweet, served with seasonal fruit toppings. Is this a cake or a pie, actually? Hmm.
Honey bun
A glazed sweet that is well worth the sticky fingers. No Viera were harmed in the making of this menu item.
Pixie Apple Pie
A small personal pie made with small, sweet apples.